Chill Filled?

'The Beast In The Cellar' has a decent cast and some grisly murders, but it's really boring. I mean really, really, really boring, so monumentally talky and impossibly slow that no amount of hairy feral psychopaths could save it, let alone one rather unconvincing one. 

Here's the theme tune, written by legendary pop songwriter Tony Macauley. It's rather nice.

Please don't think that I don't like the film, because I like everything I post about, even if I don't rate it, but I have to be honest, so there you are, my honest assessment - it's boring, go and see it!