Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Wind Your Neck In

'Neck' is an episode from the first series of 'Tales Of The Unexpected'. When posh slut Joan Collins gets her unfaithful head stuck in one of her wealthy husband's prized sculptures, he decides to remove her from her predicament - and his life - at a stroke.


  1. Applying a liberal quantity of Vaseline to a captive Joan Collins is something that I've frequently fantasised about ever since I first saw this.

  2. what is it about joan collins and wood? i immediately thought of 1973's "tales that witness madness" when i saw those stills.