Friday, 5 August 2011

Know Your Enemy

So, what do these 'UFO' aliens look like? Well, they're humanoid, wear plastic contact lenses to protect their eyes from the liquid based atmosphere they use to travel across the universe (the same liquid based atmosphere that temporarily turns their faces green), oh, and they wear hugely kinky red pvc bondage suits festooned in chains around the nipples, knees and crotch. No-one on Earth is safe.

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